Chump Certificate

Congratulations! You're about to become officially certified.This beautiful certificate certifies that you paid $4.99 for a piece of paper that explicitly calls you a chump.Features:✓ Elegant gold border design✓ Official RED_CORE Research Division seal✓ Itemized list of your chump qualities✓ Zero practical value✓ Instant download✓ Perfect for framing (if you're an even bigger chump)All sales final. No refunds (because that would defeat the purpose).

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