Third Half — Battle Season Pass ($9.99)
You know the bet. Your four vs their four, five gameweeks, loser buys dinner. Third Half keeps the score and writes the trash talk — every Tuesday, a tabloid-style recap lands with the week's MVP, the Passenger who's dragging their squad down, and exactly how many gameweeks stand between someone and the bill. Every roast cites a real number.This pass makes EVERY battle you create premium for the whole 2026/27 season:• AI-written weekly recaps (free battles get plain data recaps)• No Mercy mode — surgical, still family-friendly• Auto-delivery to your Discord, one-tap share to WhatsApp• Settlement Report share cards• Up to 10 total players per battle, unlimited battlesHow it works: after purchase you get a license key. Sign in at the site (magic link, no password), open any battle you created, paste the key once. Done for the season.No FPL login is ever needed — battles run on public manager IDs. Nobody can touch anyone's team.Every FPL battle you create, premium all season. AI-written weekly roasts with real stats, No Mercy mode, auto-delivery to Discord. Up to 10 players per battle. One payment, zero chasing your mates.
Get it → prophetfpl.gumroad.com