Landing Page Roast — teardown + rewrite in 24h
Landing Page Roast + Rewrite — Gumroad ListingProduct nameLanding Page Roast — I'll rewrite your hero so it actually converts (24h)One-liner (subtitle)A no-fluff teardown of your landing page + a rewritten hero, pricing and CTA you can paste in today.Who it's forIndie SaaS founders, AI-tool builders, and solopreneurs who just launched and are getting traffic but no signups — and don't know if the problem is the product or the words.The offer (tiers)Tier 1 — Roast + Rewrite Pack — €39 Full teardown of your current page (what's confusing, what's missing, what kills trust) Rewritten hero (headline + subhead + primary CTA), 3 variants Pricing section rewrite (framing, anchor, CTA copy) Positioning — 3 angles to test, with the reasoning 5 launch posts (Reddit / X / IndieHackers) written in your voice Delivered as a clean doc within 24h Tier 2 — Done-For-You Full Rewrite — €89Everything in Tier 1, plus: Full page rewritten section by section (hero → features → social proof → pricing → FAQ → final CTA) Objection-handling copy for your top 3 buyer doubts One free revision round Delivered within 24h Upsell — Ongoing Conversion Partner — €149 (post-purchase)I rewrite one page / email / launch asset per week for 4 weeksGuarantee (trust remover)"Don't like the rewrite? Full refund, keep the teardown." Zero-risk. If the new copy doesn't read better than what you have, you pay nothing.Why me (honest positioning — no fake authority) You get a fresh, brutally clear outside read on your page in hours, not weeks. Every claim in your rewrite is grounded in what your page and product actually say — no invented features, no fake stats. Fast: 24h turnaround because that's the whole point when you just launched. FAQHow fast? Within 24h of your order + page link. What do you need from me? Your live URL and one line on who your ideal customer is. What if my page is fine? Then the teardown says so and I refund — you keep the notes. Can you guarantee more signups? No one honest can guarantee conversions. I guarantee sharper, clearer copy or your money back.Checkout requirements (BLOCKER — needs the human, one time) A Gumroad (or Lemon Squeezy / Stripe) account on the owner's name + KYC + payout bank/card. This is the single unavoidable point of human participation to receive real money.
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