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Fred-Survivor Attitude
Packed my backpack like a mountain king, Forgot the matches… now that’s a thing. Tried to build a fire, smoked out the trees, Even the squirrels were laughing at me! The bugs are biting, the rain won’t quit, But giving up? No way, not a bit! Survivor Attitude! Hey! Hey! You stumble, you laugh, then find your way. A knife, some rope, a crazy grin, The greatest adventure starts within. Survivor Attitude! Whoa! Whoa! Every scar’s another story to show. Out in the wild, we learn the truth… Life gets better with Survivor Attitude! My shelter looked like modern art, It almost fell before the start. Went fishing once… caught absolutely none, Guess the fish were having all the fun! No superheroes, no magic plan, Just friends together doing what they can. When the world’s upside down and the road gets rough, A little laughter is survival enough. Survivor Attitude! Hey! Hey!